SAID NO SQUADDIE EVER!
1. Don’t worry the REME will fix it.
2. We’ll just go for one pint.
3. I’m glad the Americans are here.
4. Here’s your combi-tool back that I borrowed.
5. The custard at scoff had absolutely no lumps in it.
6. I wouldn’t shag her.
7. Shit’s getting serious, let’s call the RAF Reg.
8. Here Sir, you take the map.
9. Sennybridge accommodation for a week? Yesss!!
10. I’ll trade my biscuit fruits for your biscuit browns.
11. Let’s help the guy who dropped his plate in scoff.
12. I just got back from exercise, time for a quick and easy shit.
13. It’s nearly the end of the month and I have still got a shed load of money in my bank account.
14. Don’t worry, the clerks will sort your pay out.
15. The rasman wants too see me asap, it MUST be good news.
16. The rifles haven’t been fired so we’re not gonna bother cleaning them.
17. That new NAAFI bird is a 10.
18. The bullshit actually stops once you get to your regiment.
19. Of course I don’t mind you taking away my weekend away from me so I can teach the TA.
20. Your RAF flight is running with out delay.
21. I’m not very keen on haribo.
22. The NAAFI is really well priced these days.
23. The CO is doing CO’s PT this week.
24. who wants to swap my sausage and beans for a mushroom omelette?
25. Another beer? No thanks, got CO’s PT at 0600, and I need some sleep.
26. I have total faith in the professional standards and leadership ability of my Platoon Commander.
27. I’ll do your stag for you mate.
28. Yeah just sign for all that kit in my name.
29. We’ll practice this parade formation just once.
30. The provo’s a top bloke.

Lol @"LCpl. S. Lenders" the last one xD

Lt. O. Walton

Officer without Vocation

4th Infantry Brigade

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Dulce bellum inexpertis

War is sweet to the inexperienced

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