Hello Fuckers!!

*Reg #20151433 I know your hearts going ten to dozen now, sit down, deep breath and have a glass of milk, you will be fine*

So I'm Torch or to my friends "Torch what did you do now!"

I've been away staying in Her Majesty's Palace for a while, got out for a bit and then they desperately needed me back there I was that much of a "top bloke"

I won't go into too many details about me in relation to the 4th Infantry Brigade but suppose I can give you a few.

I hold the all time record for making people CRY.
I hold the record for the most G office warnings

* lads in the G offices at the moment you're about to get an emergency meeting called, don't worry though*

Looking forward to coming back! Let the discharges begin!!

Kindest Regards
P. Torch