Hello Fuckers!!

*Reg #20151433 I know your hearts going ten to dozen now, sit down, deep breath and have a glass of milk, you will be fine*

So I'm Torch or to my friends "Torch what did you do now!"

I've been away staying in Her Majesty's Palace for a while, got out for a bit and then they desperately needed me back there I was that much of a "top bloke"

I won't go into too many details about me in relation to the 4th Infantry Brigade but suppose I can give you a few.

I hold the all time record for making people CRY.
I hold the record for the most G office warnings

* lads in the G offices at the moment you're about to get an emergency meeting called, don't worry though*

Looking forward to coming back! Let the discharges begin!!

Kindest Regards
P. Torch

There isn't enough DDs to give this cunt to get rid of him.

There isn't enough DDs to give this cunt to get rid of him.

Feel free too tell some of my stories haha!

There isn't enough DDs to give this cunt to get rid of him.

Feel free too tell some of my stories haha!

Good to have you back, now we can switch to ROE Card Torch again.

aww shit, here we go again gents!!!! welcome back man

1 York - C Coy HQ
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"I am afraid of an Army of lions lead by a sheep"
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ROE Torch authorised.

Brass up the entire area whilst I sling fourties from my UGL......all 52 of the fuckers

aww shit, here we go again gents!!!! welcome back man

You loved every second. But yeah, if ever a time to panic....

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

EOD! AGAIN!! 

What the fuck happened to my beautifully violent Assault Pioneers?

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

EOD! AGAIN!! 

What the fuck happened to my beautifully violent Assault Pioneers?

Mate ask davies.....still get to blow shit up